I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months- I don't like to interrupt her.
Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes? Because at 69 they blow a rod.
