I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Why do men like love at first sight? Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth
If you don't drink, smoke or do drugs you may live long enough to be a real burden to loved ones. Please pass the wine
A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
