I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
The problem with being in the center of attention is that half of it is always behind your back
What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you
How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle
