I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!
If you can't recall my name, just yell 'Chicken Wings'. I'll turn around and look.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there
