I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
I'd like to start today by telling you how wonderful you are. I'd like to but...
Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.