I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass
Missionary Impossible: When 2 fat people try to have sex.
Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher