Is google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions
If I get interviewed by a police sketch artists, my only goal will be to see how far I get before he realizes I'm making him draw a pirate.
I'm the type of person who tries to fall back asleep in the morning, just to finish a dream
If I'm about to die, keep me alive. I wanna be a burden, I want my feet clean, I want my diaper changed.