It's not a relationship until you argue about whose turn it is to apologize.
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
If I'm about to die, keep me alive. I wanna be a burden, I want my feet clean, I want my diaper changed.
Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
