It's not a relationship until you argue about whose turn it is to apologize.
If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable.
It is said that, a way to a man's heart goes through a stomach. Aha...you might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup.
Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job