Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population
Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
If I get interviewed by a police sketch artists, my only goal will be to see how far I get before he realizes I'm making him draw a pirate.
April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
