Life is an internet. 30 days after you met she wants you to register and begins taking taxes every month
No! for the last time stop asking if i am drunk. I am not drunk! Who would name their kid drunk?
Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.
Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days