Life is an internet. 30 days after you met she wants you to register and begins taking taxes every month
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead
I always say "morning" instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to you.