What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously.
Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)