Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
I don't think it's rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today's newspaper
Girls wanting giant ass teddy bears, & VS bags, and bouquets of underwear for valentines day. Just give me some pizza & I'll love u forever.
I don't think you act stupid, I'm sure it's the real thing.
