Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
Darling, will you catch me if I jump into the water?' 'Darling, if I say yes, will you jump?
Statistically 6 out of 7 Dwarfs are not Happy.