Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
You remind me of my Chinese friend, Ug Lee
It's ironically funny how axe handles are made of wood. It's like the ultimate "Fuck you" to trees.
You smell like trash..... Can I take you out?