Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
Oh, you're straight? Well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
That moment when you laugh so much about your friends joke you end up farting accidentally
What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you