Men are fun to argue with, because even IF they win... they lose.
Dear almighty God, If you can't make me thin and pretty, make my friends fat & ugly.
Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Did you know that there are 71.9 acres of nipple tissue in the U.S.?
