My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn't concentrate
Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA? Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
Girls wanting giant ass teddy bears, & VS bags, and bouquets of underwear for valentines day. Just give me some pizza & I'll love u forever.