Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso
Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.
Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days
What do bees do with their honey? They cell it.
