Only after getting married you realize that those husband-wife jokes were not just jokes
Today I made my bones by shooting my first Turkey. Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section.
It's so cold outside, I actually saw a gangster pull his pants up.
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
