Twitter is my 'serious' account. My Bank account is the 'joke' one.
April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket
What's the definition of a Yankee? Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself
