One Liners

Funny One Liners

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

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Women are cursed, and men are the proof.

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May you never leave your marriage alive.

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Men of quality respect women's equality.

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I hate insects puns, they really bug me.

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Karma is like 69. You get what you give.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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