One Liners

Funny One Liners

The dogs bark but the caravan moves on.

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All the problems fade before a hangover

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I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it

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Life is too complicated in the morning.

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God grades on the cross, not the curve.

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100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?

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My drinking team has a bowling problem.

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