Funny One Liners
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesTake my advice — I'm not using it.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesShock me, say something intelligent.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesSometimes I wish life had subtitles.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.89 from: 9 votesTurning vegan is a big missed steak.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesYou're so fat, you could sell shade.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.33 from: 3 votesIt's just a bad day, not a bad life.
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