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It's bad luck to be superstitious.

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Time does'nt exist. Clocks exists.

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He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

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I'd like to think inside your box.

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I put the "fun" in dysfunctional.

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Never answer an anonymous letter.

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