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Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

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Nobody's perfect. I'm a nobody.

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I'm blonde. What's your excuse?

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Ask me about my vow of silence.

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You don't like her? Drink more.

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You look like a before picture.

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Everything is rightly confused.

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