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Life is sexually transmitted.

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A warning shot into the head.

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Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

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How did I escape Iraq? Iran.

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Even paranoids have enemies.

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Without ME, it's just AWESO.

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Comedy is tragedy plus time.

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