Funny One Liners
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This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesI had amnesia once - maybe twice.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1 from: 2 votesTurtles think frogs are homeless.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesI'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesAnal intercourse is for assholes.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesI bet you I could stop gambling.
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