One Liners

Funny One Liners

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

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Cleavage: The best popcorn catcher.

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Squirrels – nature's speed bumps.

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I'm not racist, my shadow is black.

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A woman's favorite position is CEO.

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I work to buy a car to go to work.

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You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.

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