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Only dead fish go with the flow.

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Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

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He's as sharp as a bowling ball.

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Money is the root of all wealth.

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So many boys, such little minds.

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Evolution: True science fiction.

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Like arguing with a forest fire.

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