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I'm as bored as a slut on her period.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.44 from: 16 votes

You are not even beneath my contempt.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.3 from: 10 votes

You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.73 from: 11 votes

What pants do ghosts wear? BOO jeans.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.71 from: 14 votes

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 14 votes

How do 5 gay men walk? One Direction!

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.4 from: 20 votes

Is your name Summer? 'Coz you're HOT!

This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes