Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
If you think for a second that I'm being serious, you're a guaranteed golden medal in the Special Olympics
Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries
