The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall
Updating your relationship status in public is fine. Updating your relationship problems in public is stupidity
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.