The light at the end of the tunnel - are the front lights of a train.
Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.
Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
