The longer you sleep the more sleep you need. The more you eat the bigger is your appetite
I adore purchasing lavish items, and subsequently not use them, just to irritate the poor unfortunate ones.
If you got tired of living, don't share your thoughts with all your friends - they might not give you a chance to change your mind.
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"