The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
