There are drunk bikers. There are old bikers. There are NO old, drunk bikers.
If you're still using Internet Explorer, you must like it nice and slow.
If you feel lonely, down, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up. Remember, you can always change your birthday on Facebook!
If you're looking for the best time to spill things on yourself, might I suggest wearing a white shirt and right before an interview.
