There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened
