There are two kinds of friends : those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you
Change your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away
No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.
April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.