There are two kinds of friends : those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something you're not will lead to a sweet reward
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong