Weddings and funerals are the same because I love going but I don't want them to be about me
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed
When The Hulk enrages and destroys everything around him "he's incredible". But when a girl does it "she's on her period".
What is a blonde's favorite fairy tale? Humpme Dumpme!