What did the banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for? She's going to eat me!
No! for the last time stop asking if i am drunk. I am not drunk! Who would name their kid drunk?
Do you know if pigs have periods?' 'Are you kidding me? What idiot would keep a pig until she's 14?'
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
