What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
My wife had her driver's test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear
When my friends are sad, i send them a long ass paragraph, but when I'm sad, they only say "Oh sorry" or "Well that sucks"
