What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you
When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, "A very good doctor"
If I'm about to die, keep me alive. I wanna be a burden, I want my feet clean, I want my diaper changed.
You are so tall in my eyes that they can't rise higher than your waist.