What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you
Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket
If a woman falls, an idiot will walk by, a gentleman will help her to get up, but a real man will lie down with her
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it