When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, "A very good doctor"
How do you start a black parade? Roll a 40 down the street.
Dear almighty God, If you can't make me thin and pretty, make my friends fat & ugly.
Temples are free to enter but still empty. Pubs charge to enter, but are full. People ignore inner peace & choose to pay for self destruction