When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
My mind is like a steel trap. Rusty and illegal in 37 states.
The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously
What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt