Why can't blondes count to 70? Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
Most of the people dream of not working and having lots of money. During an economic crisis 50 % of those dreams came true
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
