Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white? So he can tell if he's coming or going
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FORE!
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
