Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white? So he can tell if he's coming or going
That's a cool story bro, but let me get an expert on cool stories down here so I know what I'm dealing with
I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now, I think I'll start calling them traditions
I used to be in a band, we were called 'lost dog'. You probably saw our posters