Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white? So he can tell if he's coming or going
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
