Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
You are so tall in my eyes that they can't rise higher than your waist.
For once in my life, I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? They're trying not to attract any more undue blame then they already have.