You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice
Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing and alertness much better
Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white? So he can tell if he's coming or going
Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said "concentrate"!
