Women are unable to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking because these men already have boyfriends.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.58 from: 24 votes
I proposed. She said NO. I lived happily ever after.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.64 from: 28 votes
A milk shake means more to me than your happiness
This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.43 from: 21 votes
Yeah baby! Pretend like my pants are France and invade me
This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.95 from: 19 votes
Just because I'm a house husband doesn't mean I don't work
This Jefferson D'arcy quote is rated: 2.13 from: 16 votes
One of the fat women smelled the jerk chicken and tried to cut through the floor with a blowtorch
This Jefferson D'arcy quote is rated: 2.69 from: 16 votes