Top 10 Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

Chuck Norris can drown a fish

Chuck Norris doese't battle he just allows you to lose

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably

When Chuck Norris gets bored, he tells himself jokes he's never heard before

Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer

When Chuck Norris comes to your house, you're the guest

You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird

Chuck Norris can win in a staring competition with the sun