I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet
This is a sex free house and by God it will be for the rest of my life
"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk
If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave, and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave