I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet
Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman
I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids
It's just like an elevator, there's a two ton weight limit on these shoes