I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet
What could be bigger than your mother?
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
We haven't had any kids in over 10 years. I must be doing something right