I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet
If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave, and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave
Time sure flies when you're married and have no life
Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight