I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet
Synchronized swimming for women is not a sport. Mud wrestling for women is a sport
This woman comes in, who doesn't speak English, she points at the shoes, I pointed at the door, she pointed at the sky and knees me in the nay-nays
Remember when I said that when we didn't have much that we could always look at the poor people less fortunate then us and feel better? Well... let's find a mirror