I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet
No we can't Peg, because now when we make love, I don't get to go home
I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids
If I was the mailman, I would be having your wife!