I left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
Threats don't frighten me. I'm married!
My name is Al Bundy, and I was born to rock your world
