I left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
Not everyone can move to a mountain, some are married to one
It's bad enough that I know we're married, do we have to let the whole world know?
