I left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am
Divorce our wives and move to Saudi Arabia so we can both marry Crystal
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
That hurts Peg. Not as much as seeing you first thing in the morning, but it hurts.