I left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am
It is ok to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
There's only one kind of kiss, man faces his woman, closes his eyes, imagines he's with someone else, just like sex
