I left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am
If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave, and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave
Today is the first day of the end of your life
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!