I left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am
No we can't Peg, because now when we make love, I don't get to go home
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her
