I left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am
These are sevens. The box says nine because well... lady, you're a nine. Now I can accept that. Why can't you?
Peg, I'm not wasting my money like I wasted my youth.. On you
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
