I left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
Synchronized swimming for women is not a sport. Mud wrestling for women is a sport
Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for
