I left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am
Synchronized swimming is not a sport
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass