I left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
It's just like an elevator, there's a two ton weight limit on these shoes
Friends, don't have them, don't need them, sure as hell don't wanna watch them
