I left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
If God wanted women to play ball, he'd have made them men
If you're a cop, I don't talk to the law, I don't listen to the law, I don't watch LA law
