I left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am
White crosses, sunlight... nothing works on you anymore does it?
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
It is ok to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes