I left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
You go home and tell your daddy you have the mail-man's eyes
You two are the best kids any father accidentally ever had
