I wish my apple grows as fast as your Opera
So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet
This woman comes in, who doesn't speak English, she points at the shoes, I pointed at the door, she pointed at the sky and knees me in the nay-nays
I never wanted to get married, I got married.Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?