Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay but you never get anything back
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
Maria and Shadester, Four of my favorites
"Marcy": What did Peggy get you Al? "Al": Irregularity.
