It tells me you're a girl, which means your opinion means less to me than dog's
You wouldn't know this but it's tough out there for those of us without a couch growing out of our butt
Love is not only blind but stupid
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
