What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
Hey peg, just like what I said this morning, WHAT THE HELL are you doing in here
I can't sleep with that damn woman in my bed!