What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup
For years I didn't think women had heads
It's only a game if you win, but if you lose, it's a stinking waste of time
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years