What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup
It's a sure bet that this time next year Marcie will be a member of the Hair Club For Men
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass